Blur

Sometimes, looking at things from a different perspective does give you a different picture. See a picture through another, gave me a thought. 

I've been claimed as the blurriest observer by far known in mankind and living things. Well, someone once told me that, I have a good sense of observing people and stuff, I see most. BUT ( there's always a but in every story, so cliche ), but sometimes I just never had the guts to put things into a picture, getting into the conclusion. Sometimes there's just too much of these bits and pieces that I see, I don't know which belongs where. Sometimes I just want to avoid the truth so I wouldn't want to see them.

When you look at things at a different angle, the obvious will start to show, the true colours will reveal. There you'll either see a beauty out of it, or you'll see a hurtful truth. 

Sometimes I tend to see things that isn't meant for me to know. 

So is it good or bad to be a good observer ? I should just apply for the spy agency, they need manpower nowadays.

FL Studio 8 XXL

Introducing the FL Studio 8 XXL Studio Edition. This is quite cool to start off creating your own beats. Only downside is, I don't have all the plugins. This thing can really make up something nice if you spend some time on it ( some time = entire week ). I never manage to finish up a song with it yet tho. Had a little trouble learning this program but once you get the hang of it, you'll get stuck to it like photoshop.

Calories Burned During Sex

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
  With her consent       12 Calories
  Without her consent      2,187 Calories
 
OPENING HER BRA:   
  With both hands      8 Calories
  With one hand      12 Calories
  With your teeth      485 Calories
 
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
   With an erection      6 Calories
   Without an erection      3,315 Calories
 
POSITIONS:
   Missionary      12 Calories
   69 lying down      78 Calories
   69 standing up      812 Calories
   Wheelbarrow      216 Calories
   Doggy Style      326 Calories
  Italian chandelier      2,912 Calories
 
ORGASMS:
   Real      112 Calories
   Fake      1,315 Calories
 
POST ORGASM:
   Lying in bed hugging      18 Calories
   Getting up immediately      36 Calories
   Explaining why you got out of bed immediately      816 Calories
 
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
 If you are:
   20-29 years      36 Calories
   30-39 years      80 Calories
   40-49 years      124 Calories
   50-59 years      1972 Calories
   60-69 years      7,916 Calories
   70 and over      Results are still pending
 
DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
   Calmly      32 Calories
   In a hurry      98 Calories
   With her father knocking at the door      5,218 Calories
   With your wife knocking at the door      13,521 Calories
 
Results may vary!
 
  THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD
 Right now, as you read this, 69 Million Americans are having SEX!
 And you're on the computer!!!


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Joke #1

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour, surgical procedure. A young nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
'Nurse,'.... he mumbles, from behind the mask, 'are my testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.'
He struggles to ask again............ 'Nurse, are my testicles black?'

Concerned that he might elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.  She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and carefully takes his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.  Then she takes a close look, and gently replaces his gown and bedding.  'There's nothing wrong with them, sir.'
With difficulty, the man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says slowly,  'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely.   'ARE-MY-TEST-RESULTS-BACK?'

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Under Ma Pants

I have this thing for boxers and I really love sexy cool ones. I just got myself 2 boxers from QuickSilver and I only bought it because I bought it during Member Sales day and I have the Member Card ;)

Shit hell it's expensive. These are some boxers I found online which I think i'll want them :)

This is awesome

Not really fancying this but its cool 

I wanna get rich baby !

Whats under the hood ? Legends. 

this is cute :)

I'm so wearing this for my girlfriend haha.

This is annoying

Rock On baby

Hi ~~ :)

MacBook Pro

Someone PLEASE buy me one of this shit. I really want it and I kinda need it. 2nd Specs with i5 will do. I'll be your driver / slave for a month ! 

Swimming

Friend's house in Kota Damansara. Polo Club view. Majestic view, fantastic house, lovely design, wonderful atmosphere ( at night ). House is still empty tho. Swimming was awesome with new swimming buddies haha

Wanna Poo ?

Was at Desa Park City with friends acting like kids and monkeys running around and came about this sign. What went straight into my mind was them being the dog. Random much. Had a good laugh tho.

Seanness

Thanks for the memories Sean. Life without you will definitely be different to me. Past 2 months was awesome and we had lots and lots of good times together rite. We can skype one day and talk about it :)

Hell yeah remember our Zouk night, ice-cream nitessss, lake, ampang look out point :)

You're just like my lil brother, it feels like it tho.

Zouk night

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Shopping !

This is for you seans :) thanks for being part of my life. Now you're in, stay in !

Solo Freedom

Just had my finals and its all over. My final paper in this 1.5 years of foundation in HELP has finally come to an end. My future is now an empty road yet to decide. But yea, after paper guided kok to uptown with the girls and went for Nasi Lemak which was quite okay. Had this cool drink they called it the " Our Milo Ais Special Dinosaur" I was impressed by the picture so I gave it a try. It cost me RM 6 btw.

 

Above : " Our Milo Ais Special Dinosaur " 

It was actually ice-blended milo with lots of milo powder on top. 

Not really nice.

But yea went over to Wonder Milk in uptown and bought a Lomo Camera for Juliana. The cafe is quite nice and its really cool. Worth trying out for the atmosphere. Not sure about the food but they have cupcakes there. Food should be quite okay. They sell alot of cool toys there and its worth giving a visit. 

Yea as I was saying it was my last day in Foundation ( provided if i pass ) which I should be able to pass.
I dropped by kent's place around 4pm and I had to be his driver for the day / few days because he sprained his ankle and he can't drive. Went over teen's place with kent to chill and watch a movie " When In Rome " it was quite nice tho. Had Bak Kut Teh in KD and then we chilled at a cafe chatting / doing work.

The best was when we headed back to teen's house and we chilled outside her house stargazing with a big piece of cloth as our picnic mat and ate durian ! Had the guitar and we jammed and sang along for the night. It was a quality time I can say. Too bad not everyone's free to celebrate my freedom today. But yea, can't complain after having such lovely time together even if it's the 3 of us.